Aug 25
The name race is heating up. Here are some submissions, both funny and serious:
- Atilla Gallutia (submitted by Anne Gallutia)
- Poopskirt Gallutia (submitted by Zander Gallutia, who is obviously on drugs)
- Sit Down and Be Quiet Gallutia (submitted by Zander Gallutia)
- Wilf Gallutia (submitted by “Meemaw” Gallutia, who is suspected of supplying Zander with drugs as well as abusing them herself - Wilf?!?)
- Sheridan Gallutia (submitted by “Meemaw” “At least it’s not Red Roof Inn Gallutia” Gallutia)
- Wesley Gallutia (submitted by “Meemaw” Gallutia)
- Dillard Gallutia (submitted by “Meemaw” Gallutia, who considered “JCPenny Gallutia” before submitting this one)
- Brent Gallutia (submitted by “Meemaw” Gallutia)
- Willi Gallutia (submitted by “Meemaw” “You know, that whale from that movie” Gallutia)
- Santana Gallutia (submitted by “Meemaw” Gallutia, a Black Magic Woman in her own right)
- Dario Gallutia (submitted by “Meemaw was a Race Car Driver ” Gallutia)
- Eggs Actly Gallutia (submitted by Don Lofstrom who used to be on drugs but is still influenced by their latent affects)
- Zen Gallutia (submitted by “Mimi” Richards)
- Zoltan Gallutia (submitted by Tammy “I watch too many cartoons” Diefenthal)
- Dustin, Earl, Elbert, Cale, Holden, Jaron, Jarred, Parker, or Paco Gallutia (submitted by Tammy “Here’s My List ” Diefenthal)
- Zachary Gallutia (submitted by “PeePaw” Gallutia)
- Titan Gallutia (submitted by Zander’s Great Grandma Oxender)
Keep those submissions coming and thank you for participating!